Carnival World, Book One, Chapters 46-48

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CARNIVAL WORLD, CHAPTER 46

“The adventure begins!” exclaimed Orlando Bard, from his cushioned Bard Show chair. He added, “And where does ‘The Ballad of Queen Riva, Snake Daddy and the Eight Excellent Eggs, part Three: Sum Ting Wong in Paradise Nursery’ adventure begin? That folks, is what we call a rhetorical question in the theatrical business. The adventure begins, of course, in the Dark Naga Royal Nursery!”
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Just a few days ago, Riva’s purchases had been sailed over by slow blimp. It had taken Wong and Tamanzi the entire day to piece the cribs together.
Thankfully, although heavy, the bookshelf, made from Scarlet Birch, that was only available in small stands in the Red Dwarf foothills, had come preassembled. The Red Dwarf Anti-Grav ship had dropped it off about an hour or so after the blimp, from Carnival City, had landed on the castle sky dock to offload their Earth Imports Unlimited purchases.
Four strong Naga warriors had come sweating and groaning, an hour or so after the crib assembly had started. Under Riva’s command they had maneuvered the intricately decorated furniture to an open wall for its placement. The protective wrappings had been removed and the eight screw-on wooden transport handles.
Riva had been right behind them. One of her human servants had followed her, pushing a rolling wheelbarrow. The one wheeled cart creaked noisily, clattering even louder as it exited the smooth stoned tunnel and crossed the newly installed white tiled floor, over radiant heating, to keep the nursery toasty warm. The stone egg pedestals, built almost two thousand years ago, had been constructed with a special mineral that was always warm, but never enough to cause burns.
First, Riva dismissed the servant. Next, she reminded the four sweating Naga guards to carry away the screw-on transport bars and protective shipping coverings of the voluminous wooden storage cabinet bookshelves.
Riva had reached her hand into the small drawers of the storage unit until she had found a tiny plastic bag with insertable, color matched, wooden plugs. She quickly screwed them into the transport bar holes. One plug resisted, and she called Sully over with his rubber coated mallet to finish the task, before shooing him back to his crib assembly project.
One by one, the Queen emptied each shipping box from the heaped high wheelbarrow. Board games, playing card sets, children’s books, coloring books, colored pencils, watercolor sets,
2-D and 3-D puzzles, Lincoln log crates and other crafting kits were neatly sorted and put away by the Queen.
Sully had always been known for rarely cussing. Tamanzi, on the other hand, after screwing the wrong pieces together, or when he dropped the multi-purpose assembly tools that came with each kit, for the umpteenth time, blanketed our ears blue with old British Hindi and Serpent Tongue imprecations. His deep, booming, almost musical voice, when he wasn’t laughing at his own jokes, or bragging about past conquests, echoed in the cavernous nursery.
Clicking of metal hardware, pressing screws and dowels into the wood of the cribs, and the intermittent knocking thumps of rubber coated mallet heads, aiding the assembly construction, finely ended long into the end of the afternoon.
The smell of wood dust, from the day’s project, lingered in the air of the vaulted chamber. The oily tang of linseed oil gently muted the strong aromatic cedar fragrance of each newly assembled crib. The eight cribs and the treasure chest toy box, crafted of fine scented cedar, overpowered the ancient dust of ages smell and would, later, dim the new baby Naga odors that would follow the hatch of the huge eggs.
Sully and Tamanzi shook their heads at each other, grinned triumphantly, and breathed matching sighs of relief when the project at last had been completed.
Riva had left the nursery long ago, but curiosity had kept bringing her back to check on the men’s building project progress throughout the busy day. She reminded Tamanzi to take the wheelbarrow back to her father’s smithery topside. Then Queen Riva visited her silent eggs, resting each on its own stone pedestal, kissing each one. Afterwards she happily exited the chamber.
Late the next day, after they had finished assembling the crib units, and performing final preparations for the Royal Nursery, egg number one hatched! The whole palace had then exuberantly celebrated. Children were very rare at the palace and the last noble child even more so. Riva had been that child, three hundred years in the past. Only a small number of common servants and Naga, and no noble or royal Naga child had been born for centuries.
The next day the age-advancement technology had been put to work. Nine days passed.
Along the wall, but not covering either door of the room, the eight finely carved aromatic cedar cribs, rested. Each one had a vibrantly colored baby mobile, designed to stimulate a baby’s visual, motor and cognitive development. But now they sat quietly, unused, but not forgotten.
As Riva smiled at the cribs she remembered, only a few days less than a fortnight ago, their trip to Carnival City.
Not only were the eggs hatched, now, but all eight of Queen Riva and Ambassador Wong’s children had been age-progressed, a day for a year.
Nine wonderous days had passed since the last egg had cracked and eight Naga babies – the Zzzillzzzaga-Wong children – had come into the world.
Crying only a little, moving their fingers, toes and corkscrew tails, as their eyes excitedly took in all the sights and their ears listened eagerly. Unlike normal human babies they were first rolling, and then crawling, on day one, even before the age-progression technology took effect. Each Naga child had its own hologram naga nanny monitored by Miss Zzzorna the sentient ancient’s quantum computer. At nine days old, because of the ancient advance technology age-advancement device, they all looked and acted like nine-year-old humans, but with medium length snake tails and a few slightly reptilian features.
Egg maturation had taken a bit longer than expected. Once birthed, the Naga younglings had matured at the rate of a day per normal year. That is as a one day old, each Naga child looked like a year old. On day two, he or she looked two years old and could walk or run and talk easily. And so on.
Along the wall, but not covering either door of the room, the eight finely carved aromatic cedar cribs rested. By the time two days had passed, they were already getting too large for their cribs. Two other rooms nearby, with storage shelves, carved into the walls centuries ago, were repurposed. The old storage items had been stored in another area or destroyed. Animal skins and blankets and pillows had been placed in each alcove, transforming it into bunk rooms. One room for the girls and one room for the boys.
At nine days – the equivalent of nine years old – the children, affectionately called “the eight,” or individually by their number names, sat. Each Naga child was talking, playing alone or with one or two brothers and sisters, on Disney character blankets. The dolls and planes and stuffed toys had been placed neatly back in the treasure chest a few days prior.
Now “the eight” were reading books and drawing or coloring and playing board games, gathered as needed from the scarlet birch bookshelf.
The hologram governesses had taught them well and they were much more advanced than a normal nine-year-old. Advanced technology had also been used to encourage quiet behaviors and minimize emotional outbursts and misbehavior.
Because they were no longer toddlers, and almost pre-teens, they had human legs and their tiny piglet snake coils had grown into medium sized snake tails.
Only when they reached the equivalent of twelve and three quarters to thirteen years, would they know their true name and choose whether they would be a human or a Naga. And whether they would serve Creator, serve the snake gods or become a “free agent.”
Of course, in earlier Naga culture, choosing to become human, and becoming human had its drawbacks. You became a servant equivalent to a captured human, so few Naga chose to serve Creator.
Unless a youngling Naga had a penchant for evil, they rarely chose to serve the snake gods at their first molting. Most chose to be free agents.
However, as a free agent, the snake gods and their minions would attempt to trick them into serving them. The more a free agent Naga acted selfishly or committed evil, the stronger the dark whispers became in their minds. If one resisted this influence of those dark voices, the dimmer those voices became.
As a Naga chose to serve the snake gods, the more they participated in evil, the stronger those influences became, culminating in greater thirsts for evil. The more the evil, the more the snake gods controlled and possessed them. Suicide, mental and physical illness, and insanity was often the end of a Dark Naga who allied with the snake gods.
Generally, White Naga lived much longer, about three or four hundred years longer, than Dark Naga. One reason for that is that many White Naga served Creator and even those who were free agents, were blessed, with each century of molting, with a strong regeneration ability. Free agents, white, black, or blended, the better they behaved, the less their regeneration ability diminished. If white naga interbred with dark naga, their offspring could be any of the three colors. Most of the eggs, born in clutches of one to eight, were often a creamy chocolate by coloration, both their snake bottoms and human torsos. If the Naga interbred with Caucasian humans their offspring were usually some shades of tan, but ebony, chocolate, chocolate cream, or even white was possible.
The Naga who served snake gods would sometimes benefit by being given supernatural powers, but their regenerative and fertility rates would be greatly degraded. Both White Nagas and Black Nagas could serve the snake gods. Their color did not change. Historically, Dark Naga just seemed to have a greater propensity to seek after evil.
Ambassador Wong, finishing up a bit of official business in his office, had come strolling through the archway into the nursery. Running across the room, on youngling human feet, tails dragging, “the eight” jumping-jacked and hugged their father, Ambassador “Snake Daddy” Wong. He smiled happily as they cried enthusiastically, “Daddy! Daddy!”
Queen Riva laughed heartily as she listened to her children. She heard the same excited cries every day: “Mommy! Mommy!” Except for Primi. Just the day before yesterday, Primi, her oldest, had began curtsying and calling her mother or Queen Mother Z. The Queen, although happy because she was still reveling in the fact that her dream had come true, was in denial as well. Not long-ago Riva had celebrated her three hundredth birthday. One’s first molting always came about three quarters of the way into a Naga’s twelfth year or towards the beginning of their thirteenth anniversary. Roughly every century, give or take twenty-five years, Naga molted.
When nearing their time of molting, they would develop skin issues, lose scales, develop bowel discomfort, and energy dysfunction. They would become as short tempered as a snake “in the blind” as the old saying goes. Only after their molting would their body regenerate, restoring their health and diminishing the ailments and accumulated physical and mental stress. Riva was in denial, but she was feeling the internal signals of that change.
Back to the eight Naga children. They were quite active, although well-behaved, for the most part. Hard work on the part of the governesses and some advanced technology frequency implementation were to be credited. Indeed, all eight of the hologram nannies, monitored by the Queen and Miss Zzzorna, had trained the children well.
The “eight” Naga children had just supped creamed honey tea and cups of juice, with cheese sticks, carrots and sweet pepper rings. Breakfast had been more substantial of course, roasted wild beef chunks, mixed berries on waffles with honey, scrambled eggs with cheese and mushrooms, mashed potatoes with sausage gravy, chocolate dipped crickets and raw minnows. While breakfast was usually large, during the day, when awake, or between training, they had four or five quick and scattered “snack” meals.
Then, following their snacks, the “eight” had their daily soft-shots. The nannies had used an advanced technology needleless serum injection tool that painlessly dispensed liquid anti-pain and sleep herbs.
Earlier in the day each had put away one-third or more of their body weight in food. Tomorrow when they awoke, they would go through intense mental and physical training. On odd days they would sleep and play. On even days they would be trained hard, mentally and physically, and they would eat even a bit more as their quickly growing and training bodies would need huge quantities of food because of their intense and accelerated growth and training.
Today was an odd day. They had big breakfasts, but after that only snacks and play time while awake. Within about fifteen minutes or so each one would fall into a deep slumber – needed to quickly heal and grow.
Child number four, Quartia, softly pulled at Primi’s arm, “Is today the day? Are we going to ask Daddy?”
“Yes!” squealed the ebony Naga youngling Octavius.
The others did not say much but jumping-jacked in place.
Primi curtseyed, “Daddy, we think it is time for you to ask Queen Mother Z for her hand in marriage.”
Both Ambassador Wong and Queen Riva just stood, shocked, with their mouths open. Primi’s proclamation had caught them both unexpectedly.
Ambassador Wong’s face looked happy and scared at the same time. Snake Daddy, switching to a soft but stoic expression, ruffled Primi’s loose blond hair, but said nothing.
Queen Riva felt butterflies dancing in her stomach, but understood, or felt she did, Sullie’s mixed reaction.
“What do we tell them, Sully?” asked Queen Riva with a direct look that caused Ambassador Wong to flit between shy smiles and anxiety.
Sully swallowed hard then asked, “Do you want me, Queen Riva, to tell the truth or lie?”
Riva scowled and exclaimed sarcastically, “What do you think Sully? Do you think I want you to lie?”
All the children watched with bated breath, except for Primi, who was very mature and adult-like for her age. She had despised baby talk from her first day of life! Primi had a supernatural gift for premonition. Primi had, to enhance her natural gift, requested Nanny One to get Miss Zzzorna, the sentient computer, to craft a book on reading social cues like facial expressions, tones of voice and body language behavior.
Sully answered hesitantly, “Riva, you are like the Eighth Wonder of the World…” Riva smiled broadly and laughed again, looking happily at Sully and the children. Moments later she cocked her head at an angle and asked icily, “Do I detect, Sully, that there is an unspoken but at the end of your sentence?”
“You are both astute and correct, Queen Riva.”
“Well,” snapped Riva, “Out with it! If you have something else to say, Sully, then say it!”
Except for Primi, the other youngling Nagas become very sad and fearful. Secundus, Quartia and Septima began to cry. Octavius scowled and pouted, snapping his tail rattle against the floor tiles, but did not speak or cry.
Sully looked directly into the iron-hard, fuming, amber dragon eyes of the Queen and said softly, “While there is no doubt that you are the Eighth Wonder of the World, Riva, and you are as beautiful as you are intelligent, and a ruler par excellence, you are a Naga, and I am a human.”
Riva arose swiftly, knocking over their tea table, which banged hard against the floor. Her chair skittered over the tiles in a tight spinning circle but did not topple. The porcelain cups and containers plunged onto the white tiles, shattered and scattered, tinkled, and scratched noisily over the white floor.
Fancy silver teaspoons spun erratically across the white tiles of the Naga Royal Nursery. Fragments of crystal, puddles of tea, crocks of honey and cream, all spilled in little pools along the tiled floor of the chamber.
For just a moment Riva’s hands dropped to her finely crafted twin short swords, but after merely brushing the hilts, she snapped, “Thank you for reminding me, Sully Tingarius Wong, that there is indeed Sum Ting Wong! You are a slant-eyed peasant soldier, not even from this planet, and I am a daughter of royalty and a Queen, no less.”
All the children, except Primi, began to curl into little bawling balls, half human and half snake. The holographic nannies, except for Primi’s, pulled their little Naga’s to their chests and began comforting them.
As Riva briskly walked near the children, she scowled at Primi, who curtsied, but remained calm.
Queen Mother Riva stormed over to the treasure chest toy box, and with a mighty swish of her scaled tail, sent it rolling across the tiles, dropping a stream of toy boats and ships and trucks and several stuffed toys before stopping with a noisy crash against a baby crib.
Riva stopped and turned around just before exiting the stone tunnel archway. Pointing a beautifully manicured turquoise colored nail at Sully, she snapped, “You don’t know what you are asssking, Ambassssador Wong!
“First, I would have to ssswear allegiance to Creator! That isss the only way I can become human permanently now.
“Temporarily, and with great pain, I can become human. And yesss, it can kick my regeneration ability into overdrive, but then, even though I might heal, I would be in great pain for at least a few daysss, maybe more.
“It would force me into the mossst painful molt I have ever exxxperienccced. It might even trigger a Death Molt!
“I could die in horrible pain, within hours, if that happensss. Or I would become frail, sssleep most of the day, racked with pain, mind dull and fogged with drugs to ease my discomfort. Then, after long, lingering, brutal agony, finally die. Would you sssteal me from my children, Sssully? I have longed for them for over two centuriesss!
“Sssecond, I would be forccced to give up being Queen! Historically, I would be banissshed, or I could be forccced to fight to the death, by any noble in my court, or the ranking warrior captain.
“We will finish thisss discusssion later, Sssnake Daddy!
“Tell everyone that I will be in my personal chambersss and that I do not – under any cccircumstancccesss – want to be disssturbed!”
Just before leaving she turned again to Sully, “If I did make my penance and ssserve Creator, would you be willing to do the sssame? I doubt it. Just like every other free agent, you are your own god. Of all the cheeky, audaccciousss, arroganccce! I am not happy with you, right now, Sssnake Daddy! Can you tell, O’ sssagaccciousss ambassssador, that there is Sssum Ting Wong?”
CARNIVAL WORLD, CHAPTER 47
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Orlando Bard bowed dramatically from his stage. “Tonight, folks, I am wearing Ambassador Wong’s emerald tuxedo, with green bow tie, silver cummerbund, and chocolate boot-cut slacks. “And,” Orlando kicked up, each in turn, with a practiced skip, hand-tooled, Wellington boots. “a fine pair of boots, imported from earth, of the same make as Ambassador Wong’s!
“Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, and uhm, uhh, Ghordo!
“Yes, thank you one and all for coming tonight for installment four of ‘The Ballad of Queen Riva, Snake Daddy, and the Eight Excellent Eggs, Part Four: A Malek, Eight Moltings, and a Sacred Ritual!’”
Everyone laughed as Ghordo, in his deep, husky, gravelly Orc’s voice, belted out a long, bull fiddle vibrato raspberry. He followed that with a sharp whistle and several hearty hand claps. The audience joined in Ghordo’s impromptu applause.
Following a deep stage bow, as the applause finally quieted, Orlando Bard exclaimed his signature phrase, “Let the adventure begin!”


